If you scored four goals in one match what would you do with that magic ball?

Would you bronze it? Build a trophy case around it? Make every player on the opposing team sign it as an admission of your greatness?

Gareth Bale had different plans for the ball he found the back of the net with four times against Rayo.

Although not everyone was as thrilled with Bale’s performance, prima donna Cristiano Ronaldo was noticeably apathetic to Bale’s meteoric impact on the game.

The Portuguese star only netted two himself and gave a half-hearted clap when Bale was subbed off with four goals in his pocket to Ronaldo’s two.

Talk about being a Grinch!