Mascherano Won’t Go to Prison

Nobody in Spain really even goes to prison for tax fraud; partly because they don’t run a prison slavery system, and partly because the Spanish government just wants their money.

Seriously, Neymar, Messi, and even Messi’s father have been ‘brought in’ on tax charges to Spanish court, without so much as handcuffs or even the sight of a prison. And we aren’t talking small miscalculations, or a beach hut property not claimed, we’re talking millions of euros that most players say, ‘whoops, missed those’, pay the fine, and get back to the pitch.

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‘I’m ready to waste ten minutes of my life.’

But what does ‘brought in’ look like in Spanish tax evasion court?

It’s as casual as ten minutes to say ‘this is what you owe us’ and send you on your way to make sure you pay.

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Mascherano wore a black long sleeve shirt and jeans to his hearing, not even business casual

Barcelona defender Javier Mascherano was the most recent to be brought in for a slap on the wrist due to a 1.1 million pound discrepancy in his taxes. Mascherano has already paid the 800,000 euro fine, the unpaid tax, plus almost 200,000 euros in additional interest.

In other words, the case is open and shut, but Mascherano made sure to play the fool and plead glorious ignorant innocence,

“I’m a professional sportsman, I don’t have huge knowledge of tax or legal matters. As such, I lean on the people who handle these technical and, for me, complex terms.”

‘Honestly judge, I’m just a simple footy boy who gets paid 6 million a year.’

“After agreeing to come to Barcelona, I hired a prestigious Spanish tax firm, with renowned professionals and an excellent reputation.”

“I was advised by said professionals from the year 2010 until 2014, when I decided to change firms before the process was opened against me and with evidence that my problem was no longer a possibility but a reality.”

“My new advisors recommended I pay the taxes demanded by the Treasury, presenting what they called ‘corrections’.”

It’s a good tale, and it’s definitely worked for many athletes that have come before the legal system, but really why do these guys think that anyone believes they’re stupid enough to ‘misplace’ over a million pounds?

Imagine an alternate reality where one of those tax advisers took that 1.1 million pounds of ‘misplaced’ money and donated it to a charity without checking with Javi, how do you think that conversation would go?

‘You did what with my stash money?!?’

Until Spain decides to take tax fraud more serious (past being glorified debt collectors) these types of ‘sentences’ will continue, and football stars will continue to pay at the latest convenience possible.

We don’t have to pay taxes for another six years right?

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