Gareth Bale, superstar Real Madrid striker, has lifted the lid on the secrecy and revealed to the public that his is, in fact, part bubble boy.
Rumors were plentiful concerning the large Welsh professional footballer’s secret status as a bubble child, but footage released to the public on January 25th via twitter confirmed what many already believed:
People are unsure as to how Bale has become such an athletic bubble-centaur, but questions are already abound:
How long can he remain outside the bubble? Has it grown as he’s grown? Could Liverpool find one for the perpetual paper-mache striker Daniel Sturridge?
The internet has responded appropriately to the revelation, celebrating the diversity of such a superstar athlete and even comparing him to famed Dragon Ball Z protagonist Goku:
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